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COW
JOKES
From Niwot Elementary
School, Grade 4
| What
does a cow say when he's amazed? |
Holy
Cow! |
| Why
did the farmer shake the cow up and down? |
He
wanted a milk shake! |
| What
side of the cow has the most spots? |
The
outside! |
| Why
do cows have spots? |
Because
they would look silly with stripes. |
| Why
did the cheese go to the barbecue? |
To
get grilled! |
| Tongue
Twister: Colorful, caramel colored cows can climb in cold climates
on colossal cliffs. |
From Frederick Middle School
Grade 8
| What
did the cow say to the farmer? |
Moove
over. |
| What
did the cow say to the ticket holder? |
I
want to see a moovie? |
| Where
does a cow live? |
The
Milky Way. |
| What
do you get when a cow laughs? |
A
milk shake. |
| What
did the cow say to the kid that was scared? |
You're
a coward. |
From Superior Elementary School,
Grade 4
| Knock,
Knock!! Who's there? |
Who's
there? |
| Impatient
Cow. |
Impatient
Cow MOOOOOOOO |
| What
did the cow say to the milk? |
Got
mooolk? |
From Centennial Middle School. Language Arts
Class
| What
did the cow say to the farmer? |
You
butter milk me soon or I'm going to cream you! |
| What
is an Australian cow? |
An
Emooooo. |
| Why
did the cow cross the road? |
Because
the chicken was on a coffee break. |
| Why
does a cow go to work every day? |
To
earn lots of Moola. |
| Why
did the cow cross the road? |
To
get to the udder side! |
| Why
didn't the cow cross the road? |
Because
it didn't want to get hit by the mooooving van! |
| What
two barnyard explorers first explored the western reaches of their
farm? |
Moois
and Cluck! |
| What
do you call the cows that were flying through the air in the movie
twister? |
Moooovie
stars. |
| How
many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
Two,
one holds the light bulb and the "udder" turns the chair. |
| What
do birthing cows and marathon runners have in common? |
Healthy
sleek calves. |
Stolen Milk
The milk was there when I left,
and it left me quite bereft.
In a quandary,
as I sit and pondery,
who would perform such a theft?
Student: " Got Milk?"
English Teacher: "The correct way to say that would be, "Do you
have milk." Where's your grammar? "She's at home making
cookies. That's why I need the milk."
Take a bow, cow
Let your cow take a bow
because she isn't just a cow
she's a milk-maker,
cheese creator,
yogurt producer,
ice-cream constructor,
and dairy product manufacturer
so let your cow take a bow!
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